February 2012
0 posts
never-shout-nigger:
that’s what i’m talkin bout WOW eeeeeyeeeaAAAEEEAAUUHGHHH
gvven:
IM SO ANNOYING
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
pregnat:
this is how i flirt with boys
abusivemom:
every day is a bad post day
pregnat:
if ur not in love with me ur doing it wrong
butts4ever:
everyone is secretly in love with me i know it
adolfphin:
wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
hugpug:
everything about vaginas makes me uncomfortable
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
ineedtogetpaid:
I’m done with being nice to people cause everyone always walks all over me
textposter:
Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
commanderinqueef:
*transforms into orange tic tac so everyone loves me*
buttduchess:
>open text post
>sigh
>close text post
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brucejennertalia:
it sucks when you like someone but you know they’re too good for you
lessbutts:
if you dont love geometry and algebra please get out of my face
beyoncebeytwice:
if you’ve never hit post limit ur not dedicated enough #getonmylevel
lindsaylohan777:
“what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” kelly clarkson sings to herself as her bmi hits 29
commanderinqueef:
single and ready to jingle my genitalia in your face
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
iluvukrisjenner:
POrn is yucky and against the bibble
disabledporn:
its 2006 get with it
gossipgran:
i hope some of u marry each other
Rick Santorectum
lindsaylohanthony:
i actually can’t date you unless you look like zayn malik
yoghurtcannon:
i’m going to have comic sans on my gravestone just to really prove how pathetic my entire life was
pregnat:
one time in 3rd grade this girl was showing me her fake tattoo of a flower and i said it was ugly so she kicked me in the stomach
gossipgreg:
i’m not obese i’m large and in charge
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me: *cries*
me: *shoves food into mouth*
hersheynips:
i need ugly friends
megan-grace:
so annoyed that no one has fallen in love with me yet ugh
pre10tious:
it scares me how good i am at lying
threesomemafia:
i hate everyone
mostly just myself though
numberonegrandma:
ive never actually seen a real live black person
are they really as sassy as everyone says
textposter:
Is being naked all the time too much to ask for
slavetrade:
is self esteem available on ebay
spicyjew:
if you don’t think i’m pretty and funny we can’t be friends
numberonegrandma:
if i flirt with you and you dont instantly want to marry me
idek whats wrong with you
a workplace haiku
an errant pube rests
leisurely on my spacebar
i pray you are mine
